what your eyes see is totally right
close minded brat shut your big fat trap
you're a real bad joke
now my friend don't say a word
keep your mouth shut
or embarrassment will track you down
you're a real bad joke
you're a real bad joke

let me tell you what you mean to me
you're my favorite punch line of all time
(i wish you the best of luck)
and you aggravate me
(i wish you the best of luck)
and you're gonna get yours
(i wish you the best of luck)
and i wish you the best of luck
(i wish you the best of luck)
cos your gonna get yours

conceded with pride oozing out
individual waving the generic flag
you're a real bad joke
i'm not afraid to be very blunt
so i'll tell you "i think you're a cunt"
"you're a dick"
you're a real bad joke
you're a real bad joke

let me tell you what you mean to me
you're my favorite punch line of all time
(i wish you the best of luck)
and you aggravate me
(i wish you the best of luck)
and you're gonna get yours
(i wish you the best of luck)
and i wish you the best of luck
(i wish you the best of luck)
cos your gonna get yours